Last night I accidentally watched several minutes of the Republican Candidate Debate. When I turned the TV on Newt Gingrich was answering a question and a song from Pippin got stuck in my head "wouldn't you rather be a newt on the root...". I giggled at the thought of Newt Rooting like a pig. The public knowledge of his insatiable sexual appetite and his ability to make so many beady eyed conquests made me think about the connection between power and sex. His ability to score is obviously not based on his integrity which doesn't exist. Can sex be consensual if one or both partners are drunk on power? So I began thinking about each of the candidates having sex and had the following random silly thoughts.
SantoruM - Notice the capital letters! Close your eyes and use your own imagination!
Mitt "American Dad" Romney - Bet he stares at himself in the mirror the whole time just like the cartoon that so closely resembles his chiseled personality!
Newt - Proof Positive that Power Seduces, Corrupts and Destroys Personal Integrity!
Ron Paul - Uncompromising Energetic Shared Participation!
Who would you pick as the Sexiest Politician? Feel free to comment and participate!
